thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.
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When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing


Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

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Aliya Mustafina (Taken with instagram)

gymnasticssfann1144:

Aliya Mustafina (Taken with instagram)


friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

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